Why this program exists
Every AI company has a campus ambassador program. They all look the same: a referral code, a branded hoodie, a leaderboard, and a monthly Zoom no one turns their camera on for. Students can smell it a mile away.
Blob's whole premise is that AI should feel human, private, and on your side — the AI where your conversations can't be subpoenaed, sold, or scraped. A campus program built on spam tactics would contradict the product. So instead of recruiting promoters, we're recruiting hosts: a small, handpicked group who bridge the analog world and the AI one — in person, phones down, on their own campuses.
20 of the right people beat 2,000 of the wrong ones.
Curation is the strategy. Scarcity is the marketing.
The program at a glance
Who we're looking for
Not necessarily CS majors. Not necessarily influencers. We're hiring the campus connector: the person who knows the dining-hall staff by name, who can fill a room on a Tuesday, whose group chats decide where everyone goes on Friday.
Follower counts are explicitly not a criterion.
What Blobs do on campus
Four lanes. Every ambassador runs all four.
The incentive stack
Cash makes it a real job. Access makes it a cool one. The career track makes it a smart one.
Metrics that matter
The blended Top Blob score weights activation quality 40%, events & attendance 35%, insight quality 25%. Raw volume alone can't win it — that's deliberate.
Buy sign-ups or check-ins and you're out — quietly, immediately. The Live Blob keeps its dignity.
Getting in
Designed to be un-ChatGPT-able. And yes, we can tell.
The semester arc
What HQ puts in
A program this curated fails if it's under-supported. A dedicated Campus Program Lead (a job, not a side quest), a monthly all-cohort call that's actually good, 48-hour channel response, the full event kit, and a live payout dashboard — ambassadors should never have to ask what they've earned.
The campus flyer
Written to survive being read on paper. Go ahead — tear off a tab.
on your campus
This posting was written by a person. We mention that because we're an AI company, and you'd be right to be suspicious. Blob makes AI that's actually on your side — private by design. We're hiring twenty students, twenty total, not to spam group chats with a referral code, but to host: phones-down dinners about what AI should never do, workshops on using AI without it using you, one gloriously weird offline event a semester, and honest monthly notes on what we're getting wrong.
You're probably not who other programs hire. You're the person who fills a room on a Tuesday, who knows the dining-hall staff by name, whose group chat decides where everyone goes on Friday. You have real opinions about privacy, and at least one is spicy. We do not care about your follower count. We will not ask for it.
How to apply: No resume. No cover letter. Answer three short questions and record a 90-second voice memo telling us why your campus is the one. If an AI writes your answers we'll know — detecting that is, awkwardly for you, our literal job.
Blob — the AI whose conversations can't be subpoenaed — is hiring 20 students on Earth to host phones-down dinners, teach people to use AI without being used by it, and tell us what we're getting wrong. $1,000/month + incentives, unbuyable merch, a trip to HQ, an internship fast-track, and a numbered Live Blob. 5–8 hrs/week. No follower count required. blob.ai/twenty
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